I suck at texting unless:

  • I am in a relationship with you
  • You are my mom
  • I need something
  • Me and you are close as fuck

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emaciatinq:

boys who moan during sex make it 500% better

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"A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger."

some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via kayakos)

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wisteria-spirit:

this is so important

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jetgreguar:

tommy imma let u in on a secret

im lit as fuck rn

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croutoncat:

i have hit rock bottom and its only tuesday

(via shamelesslydia)

blackfemalepresident:

you deserve to be in a relationship with a person who doesnt make you compete for their affection and never has you guessing where you stand with them

(via tacossexmoney)